February 2011
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January 2011
When Parents Text: End of the Movie →
This is too cute, it makes me smile. I wish my parents would text me things like this.
Alice in Wonderland syndrome.
fuckyeahmedicalstuff:
The Alice in Wonderland syndrome (AIWS), denotes a variety of self-experienced paroxysmal body image disturbances affecting the experience of the size, mass, shape of the body or its position in space (obligatory core symptoms of the AIWS, e.g. macro- and microsomatognosia, out-of-body experiences) which may co-occur with depersonalization, derealization, visual illusions...
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Morning conversation with the boyfriend.
Josh: I DEMAND FLAPJACKS!
Me: NO, I SAY!
Josh: Bitch! Make it happen!
Me: No Bitch!
Josh: You makin my money today?
Me: No, but you better be makin minez.
Josh: Tryin, but turns out tricks out here ain't easy.
Me: I know, bitches be given kisses away for free when they can be makin some real mothafuckin money
I loverz him. Oh, and if you couldn't tell, we joke like this all the time. We're not actualllly hoes and tricks.
On the topic of Martin Luther King Jr. day
“Martin Luther King fought for our right to be in school with white people, and they give us the day off.” -My boyfriend, Josh
Sooo embarassed that Jenelle from Teen Mom 2 is...
>.<
Sort of makes me sick to see Brunswick County being defaced on national television.
We’re not all rejects, I promise.
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“In my life, I have seen,people walk into the sea, just to find memories, plagued...”
– Cage The Elephant
I kinda sorta really wanna see that "stolen...
Just had a total breakout dance session in my...
It’s a random occurrence, and it usually lacks structure, but it feels good to do it sometimes.